"Growing Pains" - Loki + Thor (AU movie!Marvelverse) - {Chapter I}

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A/N: ...fffff What is this why am I even. And A CHAPTER-FIC NO LESS. Ah well...I saw this prompt and the plot bunny came at me like the Killer Rabbit in that Monty Python movie--latched on and wouldn't let go, took no prisoners, blood everywhere, general messy business. BUT SUCH IS A WRITER'S LIFE.

Cross-posted in the comments of Round 1 @ norsekink.

( { .I. } {In Which Odin Proves Himself An A+ Father, Really} )