&. no pen or ink or bindings to break

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[A/N: ...Man, I did not even mean to write this. I am SUPPOSED to be writing Original Story Stuff, but this idea took over my brain and WOULD NOT BE DENIED, and before I knew it it was 26 pages in Word. True story.]

PROMPT: skating rink
"Peter Parker is at a skating rink for his class field trip. The Avengers are chaperoning- how, why, and who are your choice."

Posted on my AO3 account as well, + a link to both cross-posted in the comments of Round 1 @ marvelkink.

Also GOD DAMN THE POST-SIZE LIMIT. PART II TO FOLLOW SHORTLY.]


( Spidey On Ice (I/II) )

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Drabble for irishmastermind, who requested hyperprotective!big brother Komui overhearing an innocent compliment to Lenalee's legs, "with some Lavi/Lena fluff on top maybe".

...All I can say to that 'maybe' is FFFF LAVI/LENA OTP K + WHEN IT COMES TO FLUFF IN REQUEST-FICS, ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE. ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THE FUZZIES, EVEN.

( SUBJECT LOCATED: PROCEED TO EX-2-TERMINATE )

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Summary: Uchiha Sasuke reluctantly accepts Princess Sakura’s invitation, and he and Haruno Sakura pay a visit to the Cat’s Eye Café--proprietor: one Fai D. Flowright. Of course, had Sasuke known anything about the blonde magician, particularly the fact that he was never one to resist a chance to get in some (mostly) good-natured teasing, the last Uchiha would never have set foot in the place.

WARNINGS: CRACK. CROSSOVER. FLUFF. RP TIE-INS. MY WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOUR. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

A/N: …THIS MONSTROSITY EXISTS BECAUSE its_game_time SORT OF TWISTED MY ARM INTO DOING IT and I was like AH HELL WHY NOT, and then…I shoved it away into my Documents file and tried to forget about it…but that didn’t work, so I gave up and gave in and just started writing…and then IT JUST KEPT GOING, a-and oh heavens, IDEK…I…I have no viable excuses, really…other than PHASE AND RP MADE ME DO IT, and this thread is both relevant and largely to blame. And so is this one and this one, both of which led up to that other (ASS-KICKING!) one. …So. So YEAH. /POINTS FINGERS AT!! 8|

……Also, to anyone who may care, YES OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT I am 130% a Fai/Sakura shipper. DEAL WITH IT & DON’T BITCH, OR DON’T READ & DON’T BITCH, YOUR CHOICE.

Additional Confessions: ...I was horribly tempted to add in Mokona, but he wasn’t a part of Phase’s prompt…and let’s face it, if I’d put him in, this fic would’ve ended in less than two pages in Word with both Sakuras running off with Mokona and leaving the boys high and dry. Because Mokona is a PIMP. CANON TRUFAX. Though TBH, Fai/Mokona (…or would it be Mokona/Fai?) is almost sort of canon, they get along so well. |D

And I may or may not have had WAY too much fun writing Fai in this piece. |D

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( FaiSaku, SasuSaku. 'Sweet Nothings.'  )