&. no pen or ink or bindings to break

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A/N: Set in the “Just So You Know” AUniverse, after the events of that main story. :]

…Yeah, I can’t quite seem to leave this AUniverse alone--there is just too much potential for both hilarity and awesome. This is just a one-shot tag-on fic for now, but if I get more ideas... |3

And, just like anything and everything set in this AUniverse, this is for its_game_time. ♥

( Sasuke, Deidara. ‘Someone’s Trying To Kill Me And I Think It’s Probably You.’  )

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…This is my answer to pretty much all the SasoDei/DeiSaso/WTF-ever fics out there. :| …Because this is what would’ve happened if anyone had tried anything, lol. Oneshot, slightly AU, and kinda a little bit dark. :]

( Be careful of what you wish for... )

Title: “Just So You Know, I Still Hate You (A Lot).” [3/5]
Author: alory_shannon
Genre: Gen. Some might say slight crack. Semi-AU, but *I* think it all makes sense, so not really I guess. :]
Rating: T.
Pairing: None. SUGGEST OTHERWISE AT YOUR OWN RISK. >|
Characters Featured: Sasuke, Deidara. :]
Summary: A few months after Akatsuki is defeated, Sasuke is captured by Cloud-nin and thrown into prison…and who happens to be in the next cell over comes as a pretty big surprise.

A/N: …Nothing to say, really, except I couldn’t resist using the pill thing, and it’s about time I posted some writing. Also, this is the midway point of this fic. :D Only two more parts left to go. I CAN DO THIS, THIS FINISHING-A-MULTICHAPTERED-STORY THING.

Part 1
Part 2

( 3: The Plan & The Breakout, Part I )

Title: “Just So You Know, I Still Hate You (A Lot).” [1/5]
Author: alory_shannon
Genre: Gen. Some might say slight crack. Semi-AU, but *I* think it all makes sense, so not really I guess. :]
Rating: T.
Pairing: None. I WILL VERBALLY BITCHSLAP ANYONE WHO TRIES TO IMPLY OTHERWISE.
Characters Featured: Sasuke, Deidara. :]
Summary: A few months after Akatsuki is defeated, Sasuke is captured by Cloud-nin and thrown into prison…and who happens to be in the next cell over comes as a pretty big surprise.

A/N: For its_game_time. ♥ Because we both know SOMEONE needed to write a fic like this. And because if I’d never had the chance to play my Deidara off her (amazingly awesome and most-IC-EVER) Sasuke, the idea never would’ve even crossed my mind.

( 1: Commencement & Context. )

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Any of you who know me at all well know that Deidara and Sasori are my two favourite Akatsuki members, and that their dynamic fascinates me somewhat--they're just such perfect foils, and I love seeing that explored, as well as exploring it myself, which is what this piece is.

Also, I've recently come to realise that Tobidara, what with him truly being immortal (or so we've been told), ends up being a perfect foil for Deidara as well...perhaps even more perfect than Sasori, since his form of immortality (and "art") has been perfected.


...And a million points to whoever recognises where the subject line is from, and why I used it~


( Deidara, Tobi, Sasori. 'Sleep When You're Dead, Part One.' )

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Title: Vested Interest
Author: alory_shannon
Pairing: DeiSaku
Summary: AU with a bit of crack. Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn’t see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn’t’ve happened if he hadn’t shopped in the women’s section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. And thus, a romance is born.

A/N: Inspired by 'The Horror' by korinacaffeine. More of her art can be found here~

...Also...this story just did whatever the hell it wanted. I feel like it rambled a bit here and there, but it got where I wanted it to go in the end, though there were just...these long stretches of time when it wouldn’t let me write it at all. I'm not sure I'm entirely happy with it, but after 17 pages and several months of having it just sit there and annoy me with its lack of completion, I am verymuch DONE with it until the vague ideas for a part two flesh themselves out a little more, which is where the smut would come in DX.

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“When suddenly, from across the street, a woman--nay, a MAN--with the same jacket-and-scarf combo!

The horror!

The horror!

The world was indeed a bleak place for Haruno Sakura!”

-KorinaCaffeine

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( Vested Interest. )



Cross-posted to deisaku, taintedblossom, and my personal LJ.

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( Does this make it canon now? XD )



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