&. no pen or ink or bindings to break

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[PART I]

( Spidey On Ice (II/II) )

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Drabble for irishmastermind, who requested hyperprotective!big brother Komui overhearing an innocent compliment to Lenalee's legs, "with some Lavi/Lena fluff on top maybe".

...All I can say to that 'maybe' is FFFF LAVI/LENA OTP K + WHEN IT COMES TO FLUFF IN REQUEST-FICS, ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE. ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THE FUZZIES, EVEN.

( SUBJECT LOCATED: PROCEED TO EX-2-TERMINATE )

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A/N: This is partly me wanting to write Flynn acting ridiculous, and partly me loving the Yuri + Flynn BFFness too much to be able to resist: 1) an unexpected guerrilla plotbunny, and 2) an amusing prompt over at one of those Tales of Kink Meme things. |D

...And okay, this is also partly me taking…maybe…half a shot at all the Yuri/Flynn Flynn/Yuri shippers. Because…really, they grew up together, and they are both upfront and honest enough with each other that, if there were any sort of ~ROMANTIC INTEREST~ there, they would’ve already been a couple by the start of the game. Which they are not. B| They are FRIENDS and nothing else, get over it already fandumb…

AND lol this is TOTALLY me taking a shot at all those EVERYTHING CHANGED WITH JUST ONE ACCIDENTAL KISS fanfics/songs/what have you. Because…no. It might work that way sometimes, but most of the time, it’s an awkward and unwanted moment of WUT. Then you wipe away the spit and move on. C-C-C-CLICHÉ-BREAKER! B]b ]

( Yuri, Flynn. 'What Goes Around.' )

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Summary: Uchiha Sasuke reluctantly accepts Princess Sakura’s invitation, and he and Haruno Sakura pay a visit to the Cat’s Eye Café--proprietor: one Fai D. Flowright. Of course, had Sasuke known anything about the blonde magician, particularly the fact that he was never one to resist a chance to get in some (mostly) good-natured teasing, the last Uchiha would never have set foot in the place.

WARNINGS: CRACK. CROSSOVER. FLUFF. RP TIE-INS. MY WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOUR. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

A/N: …THIS MONSTROSITY EXISTS BECAUSE its_game_time SORT OF TWISTED MY ARM INTO DOING IT and I was like AH HELL WHY NOT, and then…I shoved it away into my Documents file and tried to forget about it…but that didn’t work, so I gave up and gave in and just started writing…and then IT JUST KEPT GOING, a-and oh heavens, IDEK…I…I have no viable excuses, really…other than PHASE AND RP MADE ME DO IT, and this thread is both relevant and largely to blame. And so is this one and this one, both of which led up to that other (ASS-KICKING!) one. …So. So YEAH. /POINTS FINGERS AT!! 8|

……Also, to anyone who may care, YES OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT I am 130% a Fai/Sakura shipper. DEAL WITH IT & DON’T BITCH, OR DON’T READ & DON’T BITCH, YOUR CHOICE.

Additional Confessions: ...I was horribly tempted to add in Mokona, but he wasn’t a part of Phase’s prompt…and let’s face it, if I’d put him in, this fic would’ve ended in less than two pages in Word with both Sakuras running off with Mokona and leaving the boys high and dry. Because Mokona is a PIMP. CANON TRUFAX. Though TBH, Fai/Mokona (…or would it be Mokona/Fai?) is almost sort of canon, they get along so well. |D

And I may or may not have had WAY too much fun writing Fai in this piece. |D

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( FaiSaku, SasuSaku. 'Sweet Nothings.'  )

Title: “Your Princess Is In Another Castle”
Author: alory_shannon
Series: Death Note I KNOW, I’M SURPRISED, TOO. 8|
Genre: Fluff + a little light Humour ♥
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Matt/Misa YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT B*TCHES.
Summary: Making contact with the person you were tailing was a Very Bad Idea. Especially when the person you were tailing was an awfully cute Japanese girl.
One-shot. Set around chapter 83, when Matt was stalking tailing Misa and Mogi. ;]

A/N: For its_game_time, of course. 8Db Matt/Misa FTW. Also lol so much personal headcanon RE: the details of Matt’s gaming fixation. But if the shoe cartridge fits and the machine is backwards-compatible… *SHRUGS* 8D

( Your Princess Is In Another Castle )

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...I kinda surprised myself with the turn this one took. I'm not real big into the whole "biological clock ticking" thing (though I do love a good badass!protective!mother story)--I certainly don't ever want any kids of my own, so I'm not implying that ALL WOMEN WANT BEBEHS with this or anything, but...I know a large portion of women do, and flashback!Konan was so sweet, I can't imagine her not being one of them.

Partly inspired by lethalpapercuts (i.e. croisee)'s interaction with my Dei over at laststopgakuen a few months back and yes I only just now finished it SHUTUP.

...Also. The name "Pain" still just strikes me as so incredibly stupid-looking, I couldn't bring myself to use it. So "Pein" it is, and if you don't like it, you can just STFU. :D


Title: Surrogate
Author: alory_shannon
Genre: Gen. Slight crack I guess, but not really.
Rating: G
Pairing: None. [Deidara’s srsly like 12 in this story, so ewno.]
Characters Featured: Konan and Deidara. Cameos by Pein, Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori.
Summary: One-shot. Konan’s long-dormant maternal instincts find an outlet in an unlikely source. Don’t choke on the fluffiness~ XD

( Konan, Deidara. Surrogate. )