&. no pen or ink or bindings to break

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Summary: Uchiha Sasuke reluctantly accepts Princess Sakura’s invitation, and he and Haruno Sakura pay a visit to the Cat’s Eye Café--proprietor: one Fai D. Flowright. Of course, had Sasuke known anything about the blonde magician, particularly the fact that he was never one to resist a chance to get in some (mostly) good-natured teasing, the last Uchiha would never have set foot in the place.

WARNINGS: CRACK. CROSSOVER. FLUFF. RP TIE-INS. MY WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOUR. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

A/N: …THIS MONSTROSITY EXISTS BECAUSE its_game_time SORT OF TWISTED MY ARM INTO DOING IT and I was like AH HELL WHY NOT, and then…I shoved it away into my Documents file and tried to forget about it…but that didn’t work, so I gave up and gave in and just started writing…and then IT JUST KEPT GOING, a-and oh heavens, IDEK…I…I have no viable excuses, really…other than PHASE AND RP MADE ME DO IT, and this thread is both relevant and largely to blame. And so is this one and this one, both of which led up to that other (ASS-KICKING!) one. …So. So YEAH. /POINTS FINGERS AT!! 8|

……Also, to anyone who may care, YES OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT I am 130% a Fai/Sakura shipper. DEAL WITH IT & DON’T BITCH, OR DON’T READ & DON’T BITCH, YOUR CHOICE.

Additional Confessions: ...I was horribly tempted to add in Mokona, but he wasn’t a part of Phase’s prompt…and let’s face it, if I’d put him in, this fic would’ve ended in less than two pages in Word with both Sakuras running off with Mokona and leaving the boys high and dry. Because Mokona is a PIMP. CANON TRUFAX. Though TBH, Fai/Mokona (…or would it be Mokona/Fai?) is almost sort of canon, they get along so well. |D

And I may or may not have had WAY too much fun writing Fai in this piece. |D

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( FaiSaku, SasuSaku. 'Sweet Nothings.'  )

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Title: “Being The Amber Knight”
Author: alory_shannon
Genre: One-shot Romance slight Angst (because hey, it’s me) …FINE. Smut, k.
Rating: R/NC-17 fer sure.
Pairing: Flynn/Estelle, semi-one-sided. …lol, my poor Flynn-muse. |D SOMEDAY I WILL WRITE ONE WHERE SHE LIKES YOU BACK. SRS.
Summary: Estelle has read about love scenes in books; now she wants to experience it for herself, and she calls on Flynn to help her. :3

A/N: Feh. This was a written for a prompt on one of the many Tales Of Kink-memes, and I am posting it there anonymously, but…it got so long, and I put so much time/effort into it, I’m posting it here as well. …You can check the time stamps if you don’t believe that I did, in fact, write this, and I believe you’ll find that the story was posted here first. So no, I didn’t just steal Some Anonymous Someone’s work. Ffff as if I’d ever WANT to. It didn’t come out entirely as expected, but…I think I’m okay with that.

( We'll write a song that turns out the lights )

Title: “Just So You Know, I Still Hate You (A Lot).” [5/5]
Author: alory_shannon
Genre: Gen. Some might say slight crack. Rendered AU now, thanks to recent chapters, but eh.
Rating: T.
Pairing: None. You don’t like that, too bad. Go write your own fanfic. But I can assure you I won’t be reading it. ^^
Characters Featured: Sasuke, Deidara.
Summary: A few months after Akatsuki is defeated, Sasuke is captured by Cloud-nin and thrown into prison…and who happens to be in the next cell over comes as a pretty big surprise.

A/N: …FINALLY. Had this half-done for MONTHS, but just couldn’t finish it somehow. But lol I am so proud of me for finishing a multichapter story that isn’t just a drabble collection even if it took MUCH longer than it really should’ve orz.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
( 5: This Could Be The Start Of A Beautiful Friendship (…Or, Well, I Guess I Won’t Kill You In Your Sleep…At Least Not Right Away). )

Title: “Just So You Know, I Still Hate You (A Lot).” [2/5]
Author: alory_shannon
Genre: Gen. Some might say slight crack. Semi-AU, but *I* think it all makes sense, so not really I guess. :]
Rating: T.
Pairing: None. THAT THREAT OF A VERBAL BITCHSLAPPING? YEAH THAT'S STILL IN EFFECT.
Characters Featured: Sasuke, Deidara. :]
Summary: A few months after Akatsuki is defeated, Sasuke is captured by Cloud-nin and thrown into prison…and who happens to be in the next cell over comes as a pretty big surprise.

A/N: Phase, you might recognise a certain passage of the dialogue…but then again, it’s been a long time, so maybe not. :3
…Also, before anyone comments on this, I KNOW IT WOULDN’T BE CALLED MORSE CODE IN THEIR WORLD, but anything else I could’ve called it just sounded stupid and/or I couldn’t be sure people would understand what I meant. So whatev, deal with it. =P

( 2: Unbalanced Equations )