&. no pen or ink or bindings to break

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Drabble for irishmastermind, who requested hyperprotective!big brother Komui overhearing an innocent compliment to Lenalee's legs, "with some Lavi/Lena fluff on top maybe".

...All I can say to that 'maybe' is FFFF LAVI/LENA OTP K + WHEN IT COMES TO FLUFF IN REQUEST-FICS, ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE. ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THE FUZZIES, EVEN.

( SUBJECT LOCATED: PROCEED TO EX-2-TERMINATE )

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…I…I DON’T EVEN KNOW. I am SO on crack these days. 8|;;; I have NO idea where THIS one came from. ……Except, yeah, I do--it’s ‘cause Temari was all cool and OH JUST BE HOKAGE ALREADY and then K SUNA WILL RECOGNISE HATAKE KAKASHI AS HOKAGE a while back. |D But…yeah…it just…started, and made sense at the beginning and in the middle, but near the end it sort of just…ran wherever the heck it wanted to go. ALL ABOARD THE 4:00 Crazytown Express! |D;;;;

…Though TBH, fairly ridiculous though it is, I actually do think this pairing would be pretty damn hot. |D SADLY, I COULD NOT FIND ANY GOOD FANART FOR IT. :'C

…And just as a warning, this piece does a pretty good job showing off the odd side of my sense of humour…

( Placed here like a flower on a tomb, you are. )