&. no pen or ink or bindings to break

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…This is my answer to pretty much all the SasoDei/DeiSaso/WTF-ever fics out there. :| …Because this is what would’ve happened if anyone had tried anything, lol. Oneshot, slightly AU, and kinda a little bit dark. :]

( Be careful of what you wish for... )

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Any of you who know me at all well know that Deidara and Sasori are my two favourite Akatsuki members, and that their dynamic fascinates me somewhat--they're just such perfect foils, and I love seeing that explored, as well as exploring it myself, which is what this piece is.

Also, I've recently come to realise that Tobidara, what with him truly being immortal (or so we've been told), ends up being a perfect foil for Deidara as well...perhaps even more perfect than Sasori, since his form of immortality (and "art") has been perfected.


...And a million points to whoever recognises where the subject line is from, and why I used it~


( Deidara, Tobi, Sasori. 'Sleep When You're Dead, Part One.' )